you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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