dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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