If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Be still, my beating vagina.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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