that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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