More tranny stories later!
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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