how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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