Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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