how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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