Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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