i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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