He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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