Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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