Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
