I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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