Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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