This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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