I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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