dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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