brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You surviving the open bar?
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If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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