So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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