I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Randomize
