I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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