Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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