My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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