Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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