Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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