did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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