I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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