A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Your penis caused this!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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