You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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