I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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