We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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