she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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