I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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