; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
this hospital has no fireball
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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