My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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