they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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