he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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