I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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