Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
