just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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