So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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