I think I am morally bankrupt
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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