Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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