He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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