In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
