omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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