My room smells like vodka and shame
Just fell off a train. Bad.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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