I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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