Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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