phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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