Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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