after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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