Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm going to jail i love you
Yo dont text me then not text me
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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