just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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