It's like a parade of train wrecks.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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